Are you thirsty, too?
This love machine is all about Liam Payne and everything that we (and you possibly) love about him. We’re all about quenching (or intensifying) that Paynis thirst. Get your guzzle on.
So we have this guy
and this guy
and often times this guy
and once in a while this guy
and then there’s harry styles…………………….
oh man this is actually going to be more than 5 and would probably be never ending if i hadn’t shriveled away while going into my liam tag
and no order bc this was hard enough don’t make it any harder.
1. Cutie hotass liam takes gorgeous babe gf ice skating ALSO KNOWN AS THE TIME THE ABYSS SWALLOWED ME WHOLE
2. THIS REAL LIFE LIAM PAYNE NOT A GODDAMN PHOTOSHOOT GET OUT OF HERE WITH THIS CALVIN KLEIN MODEL BULLSHIT
3. THESE CRINKLY EYED MOTHERFUCKER I SWEAR TO GOD
4. HAHA REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME NATASHA PREDICTED THE FUTURE AND WE CRIED TEARS OF BLOOD
5. YES HELLO MY VAGINA WOULD LIKE A ONE WAY RIDE ON THE PAYNE TRAIN PLEASE AND THANK YOU
6. THIS IS MY LOCK SCREEN FOR A REASON OKAY
7. ”HI EVERYONE I DON’T KNOW IF YOU’VE HEARD THIS GEM. IT’S ONE OF MY FAVORITES. I CALL IT WONDERWALL”
8. LOUIS TOMLINSON IS A GODDAMN GIFT AND DON’T YOU EVER FORGET IT.
9. IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHY THIS IS HERE THEN YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND ME AT ALL AND I’M GOING TO NEED YOU TO LEAVE
10. YOU PUT THAT FINGER AWAY UNLESS YOU PLAN TO PUT TO GOOD USE IN MY LOVE CAVERN LIAM PAYNE
11. SO CLOSE TO THE SNAKE HABITAT AND I’M NOT TURNING AROUND
12. THE TAKE ME HOME TOUR OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT “LIAM’S 4TH PUBERTY”
13. BONUS GIF BONUS ME CRYING BONUS ME RUNNING INTO TRAFFIC:
#i think we’re all in shock#even liam girls could not have predicted this#though we’re all incredibly smug#HE WAS ALWAYS THE BEST ONE#HE WAS ALWAYS HOT#BUT HE WAS NEVER QUITE DOUBLE-OH LIAM PAYNERLAKE BECKHAM LEVELS OF SMOULDER#SO#YAY 2013 (dazy-laze)